Shipping and return policies for Priapus
- Shipping Info
Note: Shipping rates are for US only. International shipping is ridiculously expensive so if you're outside the US please email us before ordering at firstname.lastname@example.org and we'll get you the best rate
packages shipped using USPS. most orders in North America should be received within 3-5 business days. packages going to countries on the other side of the world should allow for longer transit times due to a) the USPS's general ineptitude (via being run by the government), and b) your country's hilariously underdeveloped infrastructure.
- Return Policy
if anything is wrong with your order, drop us a line at email@example.com and we'll fix it. note that "i just realized you guys are TERRIBLE" is not going to get you a refund. WE ALREADY KNOW THAT.